So I have this habit of always needing to be using my hands. Tonight I was talking and playing with a packet of mild sauce from Taco Bell after youth group when the most extraordinary thing happened. I was squeezing the packet and just as I looked down at the table, the packet burst with all the force of a Bolivian sky rocket and nailed me directly in the left eye and somehow all over the side of my face. It was like a miracle. A gallon of sauce came out of a tiny packet and even left some over for my taco. My eye burned like I was bitten by a cobra and my clothes, face, and hair were stained forever. They should put a warning on those packets.
Sing.
Migrate.
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Thursday, January 15, 2009
Mild Sauce
I'm a simple person to figure out. I usually write it all down here. I try not to pretend to be anything. I am what I am and that's good enough until it's not anymore. I want my kids to remember me smiling when I'm gone. Integrity is the very basis of a good life. I love my God, my wife, my kids, my friends, and I try to love all of the rest of you.
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ReplyDeleteI'm not gunna lie...I'm kinda disappointed I missed that whole thing.. It really was only a matter of time before that happened.
ReplyDeletei say you sue them for physical and emotional damages. then, and only then, will you get the warning on the packet. you may even get a few million in the process.
ReplyDeletethe fire tacos are pretty good by the way.
ReplyDeleteSo glad I had my tacos with T-Bell sauce before reading this I'm just clumsy enough to reenact this accidentally :). Ouch!
ReplyDeleteAah Taco Bell. Maybe there should be a warning on the label - `if squeezed, sauce will be projectiled in your general direction. Please alert your local laundromat!'.
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